“but why are french people so rude!!" you ask
it’s because our national symbol is a cock
so we can’t help being dicks
this is my post with the most notes and it’s a dick joke
no matter how old I get
I will always be at least slightly convinced that I’m capable of hurting a stuffed animal’s feelings
Toy Story mentally fucked a generation of kids.
I’m older than Toy Story and I still do this.
boys moaning is basically the hottest thing a guy can do besides give you neck kisses
I’m more aroused by them giving me large sums of money, personally
Sometimes body modification is just a way of telling yourself “this is still my house, I paint the walls and and I hang the art because I’m the one who owns it”
I identify so strongly with this, can’t think of a better reason to decorate yourself than out of love for the vessel.
Unless you talk to my mother, in which case God owns your body and everything inside it and your body is his temple and to modify it is sacrilege.